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You’ve heard of the $6 Million Man. Now meet the $5 Million border collie. That would be 8-year-old Lulu, whose wealthy Nashville, Tenn., owner, Bill Doris, died late last year, according to WTVF. In his will, the departed businessman, who we must say truly loved his dog, left Lulu the cool $5 million.  “I don’t really know what to think about it to tell you the truth. He just really loved the dog,” Lulu’s new caretaker, Martha Burton, told the TV station. Now, before you envision an opulent life for Lulu full of Gucci collars and a doghouse the size of Graceland, there’s a catch. According to the will, Lulu’s new owner can only use the money in the trust for what WTVF described as “reasonable monthly expenses.”  Good news! Here at Daily Paws we’re extremely reasonable. Some might even say that we’re too reasonable. With that in mind, here are 10 ideas on how Lulu can spend her $5 million—only on reasonable things, of course.  101,071 30-pound bags of Nutro Natural Choice Adult Chicken and Brown Rice dog food384,911 classic KONG toys79,378 of these super-comfy orthopedic dog beds from Frisco 147,102 boxes of Greenies dental treats667,557 of these very reasonable Frisco dog collars, enough for one each day for the next 1,828 years185,254 pairs of elevated dog bowls from Frisco357,398 Mighty Paw reflective dog leashes for nighttime walks914,077 combo grooming brushes from Hartz384,911 of these mesh dog harnesses from Best Pet Supplies429,553 7-pound boxes of Milkbone dog cookies That last one equals out to more than 3 million pounds of dog cookies for Lulu. Perfectly reasonable. 

happy Border Collie smiling for camera   Credit: Iuliia Zavalishina / Getty

happy Border Collie smiling for camera Credit: Iuliia Zavalishina / Getty

happy Border Collie smiling for camera

Credit: Iuliia Zavalishina / Getty

You’ve heard of the $6 Million Man. Now meet the $5 Million border collie.

That would be 8-year-old Lulu, whose wealthy Nashville, Tenn., owner, Bill Doris, died late last year, according to WTVF. In his will, the departed businessman, who we must say truly loved his dog, left Lulu the cool $5 million. 

“I don’t really know what to think about it to tell you the truth. He just really loved the dog,” Lulu’s new caretaker, Martha Burton, told the TV station.

Now, before you envision an opulent life for Lulu full of Gucci collars and a doghouse the size of Graceland, there’s a catch. According to the will, Lulu’s new owner can only use the money in the trust for what WTVF described as “reasonable monthly expenses.” 

Good news! Here at Daily Paws we’re extremely reasonable. Some might even say that we’re too reasonable. With that in mind, here are 10 ideas on how Lulu can spend her $5 million—only on reasonable things, of course. 

101,071 30-pound bags of Nutro Natural Choice Adult Chicken and Brown Rice dog food384,911 classic KONG toys79,378 of these super-comfy orthopedic dog beds from Frisco 147,102 boxes of Greenies dental treats667,557 of these very reasonable Frisco dog collars, enough for one each day for the next 1,828 years185,254 pairs of elevated dog bowls from Frisco357,398 Mighty Paw reflective dog leashes for nighttime walks914,077 combo grooming brushes from Hartz384,911 of these mesh dog harnesses from Best Pet Supplies429,553 7-pound boxes of Milkbone dog cookies

That last one equals out to more than 3 million pounds of dog cookies for Lulu. Perfectly reasonable.